Jacob's first homework assignment

Don't ask me why they send kindergartners home with more work to do after a 5 hour day, but they do! Jacob will have homework every Wednesday from now until the end of the school year. Today he had to trace the letter M, write it 8 times, find an object for show and tell that started with the letter M (he is taking his mittens), and cut out 4 pictures in a magazine that started with, you guessed it, the letter M. The only magazines in the entire apartment were Cosmo, Lucky, and Allure, so I tried to find masculine pictures for Jacob which was really difficult! We ended up finding a mouth, mustard, mommy, and make-up. I wish I could've sent him to school with pictures of a muscle car, monster, money, and manly stuff...oh well!